Gary was a shy and amiable fella
who, everyone knew, had been trying
for past three years to tell her,
How desperate in love he was
With the unwitting Bella.
But he waited and waited
For the right moment like forever!
Till one day Gary’s best friend Harry
asked her out for a trip to Coachella.
She squealed twice & screamed a "Hell, yeah!"
Gary’s heart got struck by treachery & terror!
Blowing Gary a kiss, she hopped into
asshole Harry’s classic red Pantera.
And all poor Gary managed to mumble was,
“I… I… Call me…you know… whenever?"