One Sexy Fox and A Bad Break-Up

We dated 3 wonderful weeks till the day I chanced upon youcanoodling with Moniqueand as began my manly shrieks,Your claim of us not being exclusivesent me home with snot filled streaks.Now as I lay on my faithful couch,Drowning my sorrows in Vanilla tub& monster tacos from Jack in box,farting in tandem with my sobsSudden came sweet realization ofstill having your Netflix... Continue Reading →

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